This is as fun as that zombie question! Engaging Noir mode:

"The weak light from the streetlamp pooled on the sidewalk, like a stream of hope that had melted and trickled away, leaving only a faint mark to show it had been there. Much like my hope of ever completing this case. The memory of the Police Chief's smirk made my guts clench in helpless ( Read more... )

Somebody is using my toothpaste.

*Film Noir music*

Now I got three suspects. It coulda been any of 'em. They're sly. I live with these lowlifes. And whoever the guilty one is...well, they're one shifty individual. But they made a fatal mistake. They never put the lid back...

Oh, they got alibis. But I got my suspicions. And clues. I've seen the rogue ( Read more... )